[clydetron5000] Adventures of Lobotomy Man - Episode 1: R&R in Heaven

I was found; beaten, bruised, and lobotomized; behind the sanitarium (where the 'doctors' must have dumped me) by an angel who was out picking flowers.

The angel brought me to heaven so I could have some time to relax and heal.

Everything in heaven was pretty simple and nice - I think the lobotomy, booze, coke, joints, and viagra helped too.

Before long I was down with Jesus and he and I worked smuggling coke and viagra into heaven. No one needs money in heaven so we just had fun.

We (J.C. and myself) used cows as 'mules' to smuggle the goods (and for other amusements). Jesus always insisted on helping the cows pass the large bags of coke and pills.

One day Jesus was too rough inside the cow and he broke open a kilo of coke and the cow O.D.ed with a numb ass. It was right around that time that I decided I had had enough R&R time in heaven...

What will become of Lobotomy Man?
Find out soon in 'The Adventures of Lobotomy Man' Episode 2: Lobotomy Man smokes weed on the couch...

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Posted by 5000DX to clydetron5000 at 3/27/2006 08:49:00 PM

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Posted by Mikael Kennedy to mikael kennedy at 3/27/2006 10:42:00 AM

My man Andy MacTavish and his SXSW Fader House Photos

These photos here were taken by my man Andy MacTavish. He's been back in Scotland for a while or some shit and all of a sudden popped up in Austin on the Saturday of SXSW. We got it going at the Fader Party. Here's what he came out with. Email him andy_mactavish@hushmail.com.




SoReal


Simon and Garfunkel 2007?


Fader Party on Blast


Saturday




LinYee in control


Damon, Biz 3






DJ Chill






SXSW Gave me a camera phone to shoot video and vlog the conference. That's um, video blog. I got a lot of stupid shit you won't want to sit through but fuck it. At least see Shawn David McMillan Live at the Hideout, and hear Serg's puke sleep story.

CLICK HERE TO SEE WHY I AM NOT A VIDEOGRAPHER


Shoe bags in effect


Neva Scared


Sarge manages Big Ben from the Rally Boys




Misty










Hello.




Inside the Fader/Levi's house


Man....




After the party is the after party.

Full recap on the way complete with links to all sorts of shit. If you have some SXSW coverage you think I need to link to, send it to me asap. matt at damagecontrolradio dot org. I'll include all that shit. I been searching it out a bit. Full recap on the way, I know, I know. Plus photos from my man Chuck.