Julian Ayrs...Internet site Badoo pimping for me! Pays to Google yourself!

 

 

What a hoot!

Today, I was searching the Internet, when I stumbled on a dating site that mentioned moi!

When I clicked on the link, I was magically whisked to a dating site, that hooks singles up.

Uh-huh!

The webmaster hi-jacked my photograph from MySpace and signed me up without my knowledge or permission.

Now, I am a sought-after bachelor in cruise mode on the world-wide-web, I guess.

The date meisters were even thoughtful enough to cast a wide hook out for me.

Apparently, I am seeking a female 31 - 50 years of age.

Yeah, luv those old cougars, dudes!

For good times and sizzling hot sex between-the-sheets I gather!

And, get this, there appears to be over 3 million members to choose from at the Badoo site!

If you want my stats, though - gee whiz - you're going to have to sign up for the "free"dating service.

Gosh, I feel like bait, a piece of meat!

A poster boy for forty-something studs on the prowl.

Well, good thing I was in a horny mood today - and chose to google myself - or I would never have clued into the fact that I am among the ranks of the most sought after commodity in the enterprising (and romantic) coupling trade.

Just betcha, a Royal betrothal is my cards, too!

For a "Best Man" - either Wills or randy Prince Harry - will do.

I wonder if I will get a percentage of the spoils, royalties, and that sort-of-thing?

Or, do I have to take it out in flesh, or by trade?

Reply in confidence to:

http://badoo.com/01144819558/






New Internet persona!
(nip & tuck here & there does wonders)

William & Kate: The Movie...cheesy bio unveils truth! Future Princess hot (to trot)!



"The movie is so bad it may end up a cult classic," one critic quipped, as he rolled his eyes and appeared to be lament - "Give me a break" - between the poorly-written lines.

'Ya get the drift, eh?

Train-wrecks are tragic, but - even the faint-of-heart are inclined to gaze on with fascination - nonetheless.

Although I haven't been blessed with a sneak preview of "William & Kate: The Movie" - OMG - judging by the dirty rotten reviews it's a Royal hoot.

So, I expect if it is raining tonight in the picturesque city by the bay - or downtrodden folks are snowed in back east in a freak wintry blast before spring finally roars in like a lamb - middle America will be snatching up a truckload of munchies and thirst-quenching  7-11 big gulps - and tuning in to catch what is expected to be ultra-camp entertainment worth writing home about.

What do you expect from a TV MOW quickie slapped together like a tasty ham & cheese sandwich in two seconds flat?

Hold the mayo, please!

The future Princess is on a diet  'ya know?

Obviously, judging from the cries of the critics far-and-wide, there is a distinct departure in taste when it comes to the Yanks on these shores and the Brits across the big pond.

According to one top reviewer - in spite of the fact U.S. critics have been panning the slightly (!) fictionalized real-life fairy tale as a "cheesy chick flick" - it is highly-anticipated that blokes in Jolly old Englan will cherish it because it is so downright "outlandish".

And, you thought the Queen's subjects were amused by dry wit, eh?

The highlight?

When Kate first sashayed down the runway in a see-through dress before the winsome twosome  originally hooked up, Wills' rowdy pals apparently shouted out their approval.

"Kate's hot."

Uh-huh!

Love at first sight!

Of bare flesh, that is.

Sounds like the Prince is just as randy as his younger brother Harry.

At least he has his priorities straight!

See 'ya at Westminster Abbey on the 29th, eh?

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Rain forecast for the 29th?

(Don't forget your rubbers Wills)

George Michael...hot single! Download free! Royal's Charitable Gift Fund!

 

When George Michael isn't stalled at traffic stops stooped over the wheel in a drug stupor, he's usually drumming up tunes in the recording studio for die-hard fans chomping-at-the-bit for whatever scrap of song he's inclined to toss their way.

Tonight, the sexy bad boy of Pop unveiled his latest musical musings, which will benefit a Charitable Gift Fund set up by Prince William - and his blushing bride-to-be - Kate Middleton.
George has invited music-lovers to download the just-released single, with a low-key plea that guests who snap up the generous offer, donate to the Royal couple's humanitarian fund-raising project.

Donation information

http://www.royalweddingcharityfund.org/

The Charitable Gift Fund has been set up to support five causes that are dear to the hearts of the winsome twosome about to trot to the altar at the end of the month amidst a swirl of media frenzy and a throng of well-wishers expected to pack the bustling streets of downtown London two-or-three-feet deep.

"I'm incredibly happy for William, incredibly happy for his partner, and I'm absolutely sure that Diana would have loved the whole thing. I really hope she would have loved this track," Michael gushed.

In contrast to the tired remake Elton John offered up at Lady Diana's funeral (the Pop Star raised eyebrows when he dedicated a flat rendition of a song he originally wrote for Marilyn Monroe) Michael has offered up a heartfelt soulful ballad in the romantic vein that touches.

As they say at Facebook:

Like!

DOWNLOAD

http://www.georgemichael.com/gift/

On the Piers Morgan talk show tonight, George Michael appeared to be relaxed and at ease, and downright comfortable in his skin.

I laughed when I spied the horn-rimmed glasses on the end of his pretty snoz, though.

I wear a pair of specs that are similarly-styled.

But, when I am out at a cafe - or strolling down the street and catch sight of potential date heading in my direction - I quickly slip off the old-fashioned eyewear.

Vanity!

If the lyrics ring true, just maybe, George has stumbled on true love for once in his long-suffering troubled life, eh?

News at 11!

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Here comes the Bride!

Prince William...stag party a military operation! Shy Royal sips tea from souvenir mug!

 



The normally press-shy Prince William sat casually with a reporter this morning and fielded questions on a myriad of topics much to the surprise of Royal-watchers far-and-wide.

Perhaps - it was the well-received highly-publicized interview featuring a down-to-earth Prince Harry on Network television in recent days - that inspired "Wills" to let down his guard and open up to the insatiable prying press at-long-last.

Who knows?

If anything, the Prince turned out to be quite "common", in some respects.

I mean that in a flattering way, of course.

For the most part, the future King was pretty forthcoming with his carefully-uttered responses, for example.

In fact, in one curious instance, Prince William confirmed that there was a sort-of "cat & mouse" aspect to his relationship with the tabloid gossip rags (although he may not have realized at the time that such a revelation was being offered up in a round-about way).

Indeed!

The Prince admitted that a stag party was not only orchestrated by bro Prince Harry - but was actually tossed this past weekend at a friend's Estate in the country - without anyone being the wiser.

"Yeah, we outfoxed the press," Wills jubilantly informed the interviewer.

And, he proceeded to describe the clandestine event this way.

"It was kind-of-like a military operation," he joked.

The Prince sat casually in uniform with a ubiquitous helicopter framing his solid masculine frame in the background.
Even so, he downplayed his ability to maneuvere the craft, and shrugged off the suggestion that he was a skilled pilot, too.

Modest dude, eh?

If you're not up on the scuttlebutt, you may be surprised to hear that Kate & William reside on an Estate close to the remote base, which suits the couple fine.

Today - Prince Willliam was expecting his grandmother (Queen E 2) to trot by - and take a tour of her son's "workplace".

It's doubtful there will be any bottles of champagne ceremoniously christening any of the fleet's ships, though.

Uh-huh.

Prince William views his position as a soldier as - "just a job" - as does his younger brother Harry.

Kate's fiancee displayed quite a keen sense of humor, too, when unfielded questions came his way.

For example, he sheepishly admitted that fellow soldiers coughed up the funds to purchase a souvenir mug - which is etched with his and Kate's images on its face - which he cheekily sips tea out of daily.

Why?

Because he's a good sport, after all.

A hand-made pillow was also crafted for his princely head.

So, in this instant case, William may not have to worry about an old familiar phrase that has haunted Monarchs for centuries.

"Uneasy lies the head that wears the Crown!"

Prince William doesn't plan to wear a wedding ring, by the way.

Apparently, the simple band is usually crafted from Welsh gold, which is scarce these days.

He was quick to note that Kate may sport one on her dainty finger, however.

Perhaps he might consider stringing a wedding band through a chain on his neck alongside his dog tags?

News at 11!

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Prince William sips tea out of similar mug!

The Bachelor...pops question with dazzling bling! Drama tears at heart-strings!







Critics were wrong?

Whew!

That was quite a dazzling sparkler that Brad Womack selected for the woman of his dreams last night on the hit night-time reality show "The Bachelor".

Uh-huh!

Gosh, I got tired of waiting for Prince Charming to surprise me with some bling, so I went out bought my own.

Thank you very much!

But, when push came to shove (poor choice of words?), the handsome stud was on bended-knee, because he was definitely in the market for a bride.

Judging by the emotional drama that went down last night, it was quite evident that the Austin resident elected to go with his heart!

For a moment, it appeared that he was going to have cold feet, though.

For example, when his first choice (a blond beauty his family was obviously pulling for) read him the riot act about the responsibilities of fatherhood that lay ahead, Womack appeared to have doubts.

The drama heightened when Emily Maynard kicked herself for screwing up.

In her mind's eye, the sexy wannabe bride, felt she may have scared the suitor off.

"I always get insecure and it spoils everything," she wailed in so many words in the aftermath of one tense emotional moment.

But, love prevailed, and there was a fairy-tale Hollywood ending.

For one of the contestants, at least.

Poor Chantall (the woman who shocked the country in the season opener when she slapped Womack

"I feel so foolish," she sniffed, as the limo whisked her away, to be banished for evermore.

Brad handled the situation pretty well, though.

After noting that he was truthful about how he felt about her (which led her to believe she might have been the "one"), he softened the blow of rejection by uttering up a reality that may have been difficult to swallow nonetheless.

"My feelings are someone else were stronger," he fessed up.

A gentleman to the end, alright.

Meanwhile, congrats are in order for Brad and Emily, alright!

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The Bachelor...Brad Womack into sloppy seconds! Swan song tonight!

No more sloppy seconds for Brad!

  

In a recent interview, a reporter quizzed "The Bachelor" - Brad Womack - as to why he elected to appear on the tawdry reality dating show baring-all.

After all, the dude is a good-looking catch, quite a lot on-the-ball.

Apparently, Womack was tired of being dateless, and anxious to play the field.

"I welcomed the opportunity to date 30 women I've never seen before."

In the insightful one-on-one tell-all, the rough-and-tumble stud fessed up that he was always so busy in the past, that he was forced to date girls in Austin that his friends had already bedded!

Uh-huh!

'Til now, allegedly it's been nothing but sloppy seconds, for Brad.

Ouch!

Meanwhile, ABC appears to warm up to the idea of "unpredictable second-helpings", too.

After all, Womack was featured on the ratings-getter in the seasons past, but went home "empty-handed" ( and unable to bed the woman of his dreams).

But, according to inside sources, the lanky due has been smitten this time around.

And tonight - he is expected to get down on bended knee - and profess his love.

Will Womack ride off into the sunset with the lady of his dreams?

Tune in at 8 o'clock tonight to find out!

Just betcha, there's gonna be another case of blue balls on the horizon, though.

News at 11!

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All the pretty maids in a row!

(or two)

Justin Bieber...top ten list pokes fun at celebrity! Dave Letterman show!

Last night Justin Bieber surprised fans and television viewers alike when he popped up on the stage of the Ed Sullivan Theatre to take a poke at his celebrity status for Dave's ever-popular Top Ten List!

Although the segment is a biit spotty at times - poorly-written now-and-then and often missing the funny bone by a country mile - the Bieber material was pretty high calibre!

A couple of my fave jabs?

*It’s good to be a pop star without having to audition for American Idol's Steven Tyler.

*Cross me and I’ll have 50,000 screaming girls come to your house to mess you up.

*When I’m sick my doctor makes hilarious jokes about Bieber fever.

*The chance to visit The Late Show and my idol Paul Schaffer.

  (Canucks always stick together, 'ya know?)

*At the Barber shop, I can say, “Give me the me.”

  (Is that kind of like jerking off?)

*If I tweet  “I just sneezed” a billion people will tweet “gesundheit.”

You betcha, kid!

Don't want some nasty cold putting a damper on your next stage performance!

By the way, the "Bieb's" delivery wasn't half-bad.

The diction was pretty good, in fact!

The pop star showed potential in the comic-timing department, too.

Are romantic features on the horizon?

Later!

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Dave loves the daddy-life!

Women's Spring Fashion...feminine! Sensual! Romantic!

 

Uncomplicated sun dresses in monochromatic shades of white will be popular this spring - when the chic female silhouette takes a delicate sure-footed step forward - into a welcome feminine direction.

The stylish ensembles will be marked by delicate floral prints - that are see-through on occasion and layered - and inclined to float on sensual fabrics that are a delight to the touch and a feast for the eyes.

Under a romantic full moon, the sensual female will also be inclined to don simple - yet distinctive - designer frocks that flow freely over a body adorned with a precious eye-catching bauble or two to exalt the features.

If you're a gal without the stylish ability to pull the look off on your own, saunter down to Robertson Blvd. in WeHo, and take a gander at the offerings in the window at Chanel for fashion tips.

Solids in vivid bold colors - such as blood-red and ultra-marine blue - will lead the way, also.

In addition, stripes of a different color - polka-dots, too - will surge forward with stylish flair when the first buds of the new season break through.

In a nutshell, fashionistas are forecasting a 70's influence, sure to transform the doldrums of a long drawn-out winter into a bright and cheery season come the end of March or the beginning of April.

And, don't forget accessories such as - pastel-colored sashes, pretty silk scarves, coy little hats sitting askew just-so on the head - to spark up a dash of individual style

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