Tuesday, July 24, 2007

signs of the apocalypse

1. As of this moment, sixteen out of the last seventeen posts on TMZ.com are regarding Lindsay Lohan (the other is about Britney Spears).

2. I have removed the wireless card from my Tablet PC. As is one of my favorite sayings, desperate people do desperate things.

3. I have resolved that I am only going to have one Coke Zero a day, before noon, between now and ASA. Today: Day 1. We will see how this goes. Root for me.

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